Delightfully Sadistic

Delightfully Sadistic

My name is Jeffery. I like wine, puppies, talking about my feelings, long walks at night, serial murder, carving out peoples organs, and demons being inside me.

TODAY FEELS LIKE A GOOD DAY TO LICK PEOPLE

callofthesiren:

gayfordemons:


Do you want me to be a good boy?  I could be a bad boy for you…I could be a veeeery bad boy.

*bites his bottom lip, slowly taking off his shirt as he leans against the wall to look at him*

*stares at him awkwardly*  WHELP time for me to go.  *shuts the door and locks him inside*

*sits by the door and paws at it, whining like a puppy and waiting for him to come back, refusing to move until he does*

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TODAY FEELS LIKE A GOOD DAY TO LICK PEOPLE

callofthesiren:

gayfordemons:


*clings to his arm, purring as he looks up at him*

Sure, whatever you want darling.

Riiiight.  *leads him to the house and pushes him inside while having conflicted feelings that he’ll probably express in a later post*  Just stay here like a good boy.

Do you want me to be a good boy?  I could be a bad boy for you…I could be a veeeery bad boy.

*bites his bottom lip, slowly taking off his shirt as he leans against the wall to look at him*

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TODAY FEELS LIKE A GOOD DAY TO LICK PEOPLE

callofthesiren:

gayfordemons:


*blinks a few times, his expression blanking slightly as he looks at him in a new light, stepping closer as he runs his hand down his chest*

And i’m Jeffery…

Awesome.  Nice to meet you Jeffery.  I’m going to stick you in a house I just stole and go collect a harem, ok?

*clings to his arm, purring as he looks up at him*

Sure, whatever you want darling.

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TODAY FEELS LIKE A GOOD DAY TO LICK PEOPLE

callofthesiren:

gayfordemons:

*perks up at the word hunters, watching him carefully, trying to contain his excitement in case he’s wrong*

Are you…a demon?

Nope.  Better.  *grabs his face to kiss him*  I’m a siren.

*blinks a few times, his expression blanking slightly as he looks at him in a new light, stepping closer as he runs his hand down his chest*

And i’m Jeffery…

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TODAY FEELS LIKE A GOOD DAY TO LICK PEOPLE

callofthesiren:

If you were hypothetically speaking to go mysteriously missing would there be anyone that would get angry and want revenge?  Because I am sooooo done with hunters.

*perks up at the word hunters, watching him carefully, trying to contain his excitement in case he’s wrong*

Are you…a demon?

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TODAY FEELS LIKE A GOOD DAY TO LICK PEOPLE

callofthesiren:

gayfordemons:

callofthesiren:

With my magical saliva that will build me a harem.

Oh hi.

Helloooo can I ask you a quick and perfectly normal question?

*stares at him, wondering if it’s going to be a trick question*

Sure.  You doing some sort of survey?

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TODAY FEELS LIKE A GOOD DAY TO LICK PEOPLE

callofthesiren:

With my magical saliva that will build me a harem.

Oh hi.

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I FORGOT JEFFERY
ALL THE PUPPIES

I FORGOT JEFFERY

ALL THE PUPPIES

“A serial killer can’t possibly be this clingy…”

“A serial killer can’t possibly be this clingy…”