TODAY FEELS LIKE A GOOD DAY TO LICK PEOPLE
Do you want me to be a good boy? I could be a bad boy for you…I could be a veeeery bad boy.
*bites his bottom lip, slowly taking off his shirt as he leans against the wall to look at him*
*stares at him awkwardly* WHELP time for me to go. *shuts the door and locks him inside*
*sits by the door and paws at it, whining like a puppy and waiting for him to come back, refusing to move until he does*
TODAY FEELS LIKE A GOOD DAY TO LICK PEOPLE
*clings to his arm, purring as he looks up at him*
Sure, whatever you want darling.
Riiiight. *leads him to the house and pushes him inside while having conflicted feelings that he’ll probably express in a later post* Just stay here like a good boy.
Do you want me to be a good boy? I could be a bad boy for you…I could be a veeeery bad boy.
*bites his bottom lip, slowly taking off his shirt as he leans against the wall to look at him*
TODAY FEELS LIKE A GOOD DAY TO LICK PEOPLE
*blinks a few times, his expression blanking slightly as he looks at him in a new light, stepping closer as he runs his hand down his chest*
And i’m Jeffery…
Awesome. Nice to meet you Jeffery. I’m going to stick you in a house I just stole and go collect a harem, ok?
*clings to his arm, purring as he looks up at him*
Sure, whatever you want darling.
TODAY FEELS LIKE A GOOD DAY TO LICK PEOPLE
*perks up at the word hunters, watching him carefully, trying to contain his excitement in case he’s wrong*
Are you…a demon?
Nope. Better. *grabs his face to kiss him* I’m a siren.
*blinks a few times, his expression blanking slightly as he looks at him in a new light, stepping closer as he runs his hand down his chest*
And i’m Jeffery…
TODAY FEELS LIKE A GOOD DAY TO LICK PEOPLE
If you were hypothetically speaking to go mysteriously missing would there be anyone that would get angry and want revenge? Because I am sooooo done with hunters.
*perks up at the word hunters, watching him carefully, trying to contain his excitement in case he’s wrong*
Are you…a demon?
TODAY FEELS LIKE A GOOD DAY TO LICK PEOPLE
With my magical saliva that will build me a harem.
Oh hi.
Helloooo can I ask you a quick and perfectly normal question?
*stares at him, wondering if it’s going to be a trick question*
Sure. You doing some sort of survey?
TODAY FEELS LIKE A GOOD DAY TO LICK PEOPLE
With my magical saliva that will build me a harem.
Oh hi.


